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Check back daily and I may or may not have updated, depending on how drunk or pissed I may be at any one time.
If you're reading this because you're looking for some political or social commentary on what it means to be living in the time of the death of the American Dream, somehow you have been misguided. I'm just gonna tell you about what pisses me off in-between jerk-off sessions, drinking and naps. Sorry.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I need new Friends.

I just realized that 6 out of 10 of my friends in my Fantasy Football League all have DUI's including myself. That's a majority. That also leaves an uneven amount of Designated Drivers, so some of us are gonna be repeat offenders.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT CONDONE DRINKING AND DRIVING! Ladies however, I do condone drinking until you think I'm witty, charming, and handsome. "Call me let's get a drink. You're gonna have to pick me up though. Long Story".