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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

I've finally given up on the Browns

I've picked the worst time to do this seeing as I'm going to the game on Sunday, but I just can't do it anymore. I've been a Browns fan my entire life and it's just no fun anymore. I am sick and tired of not having anything to look forward to every sunday when I know the Clowns are gonna be on t.v. I at least used to be able to take comfort in the fact that the other Ohio team was such a bumbling laughing stock mess that they would make me feel a little better about my choice of team, but not anymore, their fans actually have a glimmer of hope this year.
I hate looking at Mangini on the sidelines, the offense is a joke. One touchdown in THREE GAMES. Usually my fantasy team sucks so bad that sunday turns into a drinkfest, but this year the football gods have spared me the humiliation of having to sit through browns defeats and my fantasy team getting crushed every week. So I'm officially renouncing my Browns fandom and putting myself out on the open market for a new team. All suggestions will be considered, except for the Steelers. I'm a dickhead but I'm just not the type of dickhead that roots for the Steelers. So send me an e-mail pitching your team and why I should be a fan. Winning team gets my devoted hatred.