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If you're easily offended stop reading now.
This is as far as you want to go.
For those of you still reading, you may or may not agree with everything I have to say here, but guess what that's why I'm writing it and not you.
Check back daily and I may or may not have updated, depending on how drunk or pissed I may be at any one time.
If you're reading this because you're looking for some political or social commentary on what it means to be living in the time of the death of the American Dream, somehow you have been misguided. I'm just gonna tell you about what pisses me off in-between jerk-off sessions, drinking and naps. Sorry.


Friday, October 2, 2009

Big Weekend

I'm going to Chicago for a Bachelor Party right now, and then flying to Cleveland Sunday to watch the Browns get trounced by the Bengals. Should be a good weekend, I will be back Monday with an update on the status of my liver.
I just hope this weekend doesn't involve me falling in a bush and waking up at a fat chick's house like the last time I went to Chicago, but I guess worse things could happen. Like that time I was running around naked on ecstacy with another dude in a field at night and the cops showed up and I tried to explain that we weren't gay but the cop's weren't buying it and then...I mean we had pants on... this is coming out wrong...I LIKE VAGINAS...
VAGINAS..VAGINAS..VAGINAS...and boobies..love the boobies...I gotta go I'm late for my flight.
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Thursday, October 1, 2009

NHL Starts Tonight



I played Hockey growing up and every year I try to get into the NHL but the league goes out of it's way to pussify the sport more every year. So here's a good Hockey fights compilation for all you Hockey purists out there. Sorry the music is kind of shitty.
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Video Cancer


I don't know if it's possible to get so mad at something that it gives you Cancer, but if it is I just gave it to myself watching Ann Coulter talk about Sarah Palin. I don't even have the time or space on this blog to explain how stupid and pathetic Sarah Palin and her followers are. Besides I have to go get a biopsy on the lump that is forming in my neck right now from the anger this is causing.
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You've got to be kidding me.




Apparently DMX thinks he's gonna be an MMA fighter. That guy is like 5 feet tall and strung the fuck out on blow and god knows what else all the time, I really try to give this sport a chance but shit like this is all over the place. Man I love Alabama. Where else can you go get drunk, watch this fight, beat your wife up when you get home and then bang your cousin. Well come to think of it you can actually do that anywhere, but in Alabama they give you a brand new Chevy truck for accomplishing all that in one night.
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