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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Fuck Baseball

I've had it with professional baseball. I'm sick of hearing about the steroids, the congressional hearings, the hall of fame voting. I don't fucking give a flying fuck anymore. They don't have a salary cap and these guys are the most outrageusly overpaid of any of the major sports.

When I was younger I played baseball and watched a decent amount on T.V. But there is no way you could even pay me to sit through an entire game on T.V. now. How am I supposed to give a shit about a game in the middle of May when you play 162 games in a fucking season. It is completely pointless to watch a game unless it's September. Going to a game use to be a good time too, but now it costs so much fucking money I'm expecting a blow job for the 7th inning stretch with how much I'm shelling out for the ticket, beers, shitty food, and some of your teams shitty merchandise. Who wants to pay $200 for two people to go watch your team play say the Pittsburgh Pirates in June, in a game that don't mean shit against a team that I'm pretty sure me and 8 crackheads could beat.

Bud Selig is the biggest joke of a commisioner of any sport of any era I've ever seen. He lets the steroid use get completely get out of hand and then when Congress gets involved he acts completely aloof like he had no idea that it was that big of a problem. Look at the fucking players today compared to the ones 30 years ago you fucking moron. I mean I know there is more of an emphasis on conditioning and working out now more than there was then, but come on most of these guys look like they could be playing linebacker in the NFL.

If I played Major League Baseball 20 years ago I would be lobbying the Hall of Fame voters that no one who played past 1990 should be voted into the Hall. It's a fucking joke what these guys have done to the game. They've turned it into the WWE. Nobody has any respect for the players and no kid growing up gives a shit about Baseball. Look in the obituaries tomorrow. Those are all baseball fans dying and there being replace with Football fans. Mark my words in 15-20 years no one is gona give a shit about baseball and no one is gonna be going to the games. I can't wait for it.

If you're in your late 20's or early 30's and have a son are you thinking of taking him to see your favorite baseball team to a meaningless game in any part of the season and dropping 2 bills on it, or would you rather go see your favorite football team play in a game that is gonna mean something since they only play 16 of them, and pay the same amount. Wake the fuck up baseball you're becoming slowly irrelavant and you've turned yourself into such a soap opera joke that nobody has the patientce for it anymore, lower the ticket prices, shorten the season and add more teams to the playoffs. With small market teams not being able to pay for the free agents to field a decent team most of their fans are never gonna see their team play for a pennant in their lifetime.

So in conclusion I would like everyone to join me in boycotting baseball until they make some changes, I mean they don't have a problem going on strike and missing half a season, why can't we do the same to them. Fuck'em I've already wasted enough of my time on baseball just writing this.