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If you're reading this because you're looking for some political or social commentary on what it means to be living in the time of the death of the American Dream, somehow you have been misguided. I'm just gonna tell you about what pisses me off in-between jerk-off sessions, drinking and naps. Sorry.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

This Week's Top 10

10. Tila Tequila-Is it too much to ask for her to catch a case of Super Herpes.
9. Saddlebag's Wilson-I'm still pissed about the armpit hair in my beer incident. Fuck you Wilson.
8. Oprah-I've been saying for years that this cunt is a fucking retard. Stupid housewives with no life and who contribute nothing to society are the only people who put any stock in anything Oprah has to say.
7. David Stern-He fined Lebron 25 Grand this week for walking off the court and not doing any post game interviews. He's the face of the League and has been the perfect role model from the day he went pro. He is what you would want every athlete to be, freakishly talented good teammate and good of the court. Give him a pass you fucking moron.
6. Beer-Since I recently gave up whiskey I've been drinking lots more of it and it's making me bloated as fuck and it takes me like 15 of them to get a buzz, and if I drink a shitload of draft beer the next day is gonna be brutal. I hate to say it but me and whiskey might be "hooking back up".
5. I'm a Celebrity hunt me down and shoot me in the face-This isn't even worth hate watching, I tried 5 minutes of that shit until these 2 showed up on the T.V. I wish alot of bad things on alot of people but AIDS wouldn't be enough for these 2.
4. People who follow Tiger Woods around the golf course all day-I spent Friday at The Memorial Tournament with a buddy of mine and he's never seen Tiger golf before so naturally he wants to follow him all day. I didn't mind since he's never seen him before but fuck, the amount of annoying fucks following him all day is unbearable. If you go to a PGA event this year avoid the Tiger herd like the plague.
3. Deodarant-Pitting is at an all time high for me right now and this deodarant I'm using is fucking my PH all up. I can be sitting down in air conditioning not even the slightes bit warm and my pits are flowing, it's ruining my day.
2. Obviously-He's been dethrowned this week by the biggest bitch on the planet.
1. Kate from John and Kate plus 8-Listen up bitch, nobody gives a fuck about your 8 kids,or your stupid fucking haircut. Watch 2 seconds of this show and you can tell that husband wants nothing to do with her and is only there for the money. I hate that stupid fucking van they drive. I hate everything about this cunt. She should leave the husband marry Fred Durst and drive that van off a fucking cliff with them both in it. That would be the greatest day of my fucking life.