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If you're easily offended stop reading now.
This is as far as you want to go.
For those of you still reading, you may or may not agree with everything I have to say here, but guess what that's why I'm writing it and not you.
Check back daily and I may or may not have updated, depending on how drunk or pissed I may be at any one time.
If you're reading this because you're looking for some political or social commentary on what it means to be living in the time of the death of the American Dream, somehow you have been misguided. I'm just gonna tell you about what pisses me off in-between jerk-off sessions, drinking and naps. Sorry.


Saturday, August 15, 2009

I'm a Fucking Dumbass

Raise your hand if you've ever spent an hour and a half looking through your entire house, ripping apart everything, cussing at the dogs, and just generally looking like a lunatic, searching for a cell phone that is IN YOUR FUCKING POCKET. Dammit I hate being hungover.
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